philipplahm-fan - @ myblog.de

F!CK D!CH dortmunt

bayern hat verloren..... das is voll scheiße... *traurig ninzzzzzzz*

fcb stern des südens du wirst niemals untergehen, ob in guten oder schlechten zeiten ich werd immer zu dir stehen!!!!!

philipp lah ich lüb dischhhhhhhhhhhhh

27.1.07 17:48

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bushido oda so...

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26.1.07 17:18

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nelly furtado

hi leuts..... schreitb ma alle schön ins gb....hel sara

Am I throwin you off?
Nope
Didn’t think so
How you doin’ young lady
That feelin’ that you givin’ really drives me crazy
You don’t haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke
If you looking for a girl that’ll treat you right
If you lookin’ for her in the day time with the light
You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night
You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it
All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What’s the problem I don’t see no ring on your hand
I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent
You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I’m tired of running, lets walk for a minute
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want
Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?
Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?
Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute
Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through
I’m out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?
They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down
I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I’ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health
I want you on my team So does everybody else.
Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go
What kind of girl do you take me for?
Don't be mad, don't get mean
Don't get mad, don't be mean
Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
Don't get mad, don't be mean
Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on
I can see you with nothing on
feeling on me before you bring that on
Bring that on
You know what I mean
Girl, I’m a freak you shouldn't say those things
I’m only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gon' like
Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash
Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And its you that I want
Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait
Am I throwin you off?
Nope
Didn’t think so
Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more

23.1.07 18:13

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sry wenns nich funktioniert

des sieht eigentlich hammer geil aus.... also des giebst auf der site www.glittergraphics.us

23.1.07 15:30

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lafee- mitternacht

hi leute!!!! also ich stell jetz imma eines meina lieblingliede mit rein...gestern rihanna heute lafee mit mitternacht....das hengich mit ran!!!! naja ich bin jetzt öfters bei knuddels drinne...also falls ich m einem begegne der das liest ich heiße misslahmNR1 also nur damit ihr es wisst..... bald fängt die schule wieda an : ( das is doooof aba naja dann seh ich meine ganzen friends wieda.... neuerdings habe ich so nen englisch tick..das is haamer funny... naja das is zwar ein bisschen nerve-racking wenn ich tausendma darling sage aba was solls....oda so... bei knuddel´s jabe ich total die coolen friends gefunden... nut schade das bei dene diese seite nich imma funktioniert...das is doof...also schreibt ma alle schön ins gb..weil ich einträge sammel.. und besucher....das is funny aba egal..... heute kommt vib wieda... wi hanna sich in bruno verliebt...die sind hammer das gute paar hoffen wir ma das das klappt... ich find das voll schnulli.. naja hier kommt das lied:

Nachts - es ist Nacht
Sie liegt vor Angst
Schon so lange wach
Dann - kommt wieder er
Sie spürt den Atem
Er will immer mehr
Liebe - er spricht von Liebe
Seine Liebe ist in ihr
Mitternacht - es ist Mitternacht
Und sie weint
Allein
Alle Träume sterben
Mitternacht - es ist Mitternacht
Und sie weint
Allein
Und alle Engel schreien heut´ Nacht
Kind - sie ist ein Kind
Es fließen leise
Tränen in den Wind
Kalt - ihr ist so kalt
Sie spürt die Hitze
Nah an seinem Hals
Liebe - er spricht von Liebe
Seine Liebe ist in ihr
Mitternacht - es ist Mitternacht
Und sie weint
Allein
Alle Träume sterben
Mitternacht - es ist Mitternacht
Und sie weint
Allein
Und alle Engel schreien heut´ Nacht
Mitternacht - es ist Mitternacht
Und sie weint
Allein
Alle Träume sterben
Mitternacht - es ist Mitternacht
Und sie weint
Allein
Und alle Engel schreien heut´ Nacht
Mitternacht - es ist Mitternacht
Und sie weint
Alle Träume sterben
Mitternacht - es ist Mitternacht
Und sie weint
Und alle Engel schreien heut´ Nacht

2.1.07 15:48

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Rihanna

Hi!!! Ich wünsch euch nen guten rutsch und einfrohes neues jahr!!! ich hab das lied von rihanna unfaithful mal mit rein gestell... es is eines meiner lieblingslieder... ich find es total schnulzig... also hier ist es:

Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
'Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company
He's more than a man
And this is more than love
the reason that the sky is blue
the clouds are rolling in
because I'm gone again
and to him I just can't be true
And I know that he knows that I'm unfaithful
and it kills him inside
to know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be a murderer
I feel it in the air
as I'm doing my hair
preparing for another date
A kiss up on my cheek
He's here reluctantly
as if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
where I'm about to go
and we know it very well
'Cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
and it kills him inside
to know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be a murderer

Our love
his trust
I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over
I don't want to do this
Anymore
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
And everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
and I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be a murderer.
No No No... yeah...

wie findet ihr das neue layout? ich weiß jezt nihc ob misslahm böde wird weil ich das gleiche wie sie habe... aba ich hoff ma nich!!! naja bei mir war das neue jahr eigentlich ganz ok... wir haben bis um 2:00 reingefeiert... das war hammer lustig.... die haben drausen schon de raketen alle vorher abgeschossen.... naja mir hat spaß gemacht..... alle die das hier lesen ich hab euch ganz dolllllll lieb EURE SARA

1.1.07 12:13

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AWHFY	are we having fun yet?	machen wir jetzt Spaß?
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ASAP	as soon as possible (humorously spelled "ASaP" in the SHAREWARE forum)
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BCNU	be seein' you! (an informal way of saying goodbye)
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BYKT	But you knew that
CMIIW	correct me if I'm wrong
C&D	cease and desist	aufhoeren und Abstand nehmen
CADET	can't add, doesn't even try
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COB	close of business (as in "I hope my package arrives by COB today"
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CTS	Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (a wrist problem associated with keyboards)
CU	see you	Tschüß
CU2	see you, too
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CUA	commonly used acronym
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CWYL	chat with you later.
CYA	cover your ass
CYL	see you later
D&C	duck and cover
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DBA	doing business as (an unincorporated company)
DBDDHKP		Doof bleibt doof, da helfen keine Pillen
DILLIGAD	do I look like I give a darn?!
DILLIGAF	do I look like I give a fuck!
DNPM	darn near pissed myself
DWISNWID	do what I say not what I do
DYHWIH	do you hear what I hear?
DYJHIW	don't You just hate it when...
E2EG	ear to ear grin
EOD	end of discussion
EOF	end of file
ESAD	eat shit and die!
ESAL	eat shit and live!
ESOSL	endless snorts of stupid laughters
ETLA	extended three letter acronym
FAFWOA	for a friend without access (Blush-blush really dumb question coming up)
FCFS	first come, first served
FIFO	first in first Out
FITB	fill in the blank.
FITB	fill in the blank.
FOAD	fuck off and die.
FOAF	friend of a friend
FOAFOAG	father of a friend of a girlfriend
FOAG	father of a girlfriend
FOC	free of charge
FTASB	faster than a speeding bullet
FTL	faster than light
FU	fucked up
FUBAR	fucked up beyond all recognition
FUBB	fouled up beyond belief
FUD	(spreading) fear, uncertainty, and disinformation/doubt
FWIW	for what it's worth
FYI	for your information
FYE	for Your entertainment
FYI	for your information
GA	go ahead
GAFIA	get away from it all (SF-CON expression originall)
GAL	get a life	werde vernünftig
GD&R	grinning, ducking, and running (often said after a humorous comment)
GD&RVF	grinning, ducking, and running really fast
GF	girlfriend
GFAK	go fly a kite
GGN	gotta go now
GIGO	garbage in, garbage out
GIWIST	gee, I wish I'd said that.
GR&D	grinning, running & ducking
GOK	god only knows
GOMY	get outta my way!
GOWI	get on with it
GTFOOMF	get the fuck out of my face.
^H^H^H	humorous backspaces, as in "I like^H^H^Hove my wife!"
HAK	hugs and kisses
HOMPR	hang on, mobile phone's ringing.
HSIK	how should I know?
HTH	hope this helps
HWS(PEST)	husband wants sex (please excuse slow typing)
IAC	in any case
IAE	in any event
IANAL	I am not a lawyer (also IANAxxx, such as IANACPA)
IANALBIPOOTV	I am not a lawyer, but I play one on TV
IARTPFWTSIOWIM	I am repeating this parrot-fashion with out the slightest idea of what it
IAW	in accorance with
IBC	inadequate, but cute
IBTD	I beg to differ.
IDGAD	I don't give a damn.
IDGAS	I don't give a shit.
IIRC	If I recall correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD	If I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?
IITYWTMWYKM	If I tell you what this means will you kiss me?
IITYWYBAB	If I tell you will you buy another beer?
IIWM	if it were me (mine)
ILIWTPCT	I love it when the plan comes together
ILSHIBAMF	I laughed so hard I broke all my furniture!
ILSHIBATF	I laughed so hard I broke all the furniture.
IMBO	in my biased opinion
IMCAO	in my completely arrogant opinion (use for attracting flames!)
IMCO	in my considered opinion
IME	in my experience
IMHO	in my humble opinion (said with false modesty)
IMNSHO	in my not so humble opinion
IMO	in my opinion
INPO	in no particular order
IMPOV	in my point of view
IOW	in other words
ISTM	it seems to me
ISTR	I seem to recall
ITFA	in the final analysis
IYSWIM	if You see what I mean.
JAM	just a minute.
KISS	keep it simple, stupid
LABATYD	life's a b___h and then you die
LIFO	last in first out
LLTA	lots and lots of thunderous applause!
LMAO	laughing my ass off
LMFAO	laughing my fucking ass off.
LOL	lots of luck or laughing out loud
LTIP	laughing til' I puke
MBG	money back guarantee (see also NQA)
MFG	more friendly garbage
MfG		mit freundlichen Grüssen (auch: MFG)
MFTL	my favorite toy language
MHOTY	my hat's off to you
MMIF	my mouth is full
MTFBWY	may the force be with you!
MYOB	mind your own business!
NALOPKT	not a lot of people know that
NBD	no big deal
NC	no comment	Kein Kommentar!
NDA	non-disclosure agreement
NFI	no friggin' idea
NFW	no fucking way
NIMBY	not in my back yard
NQA	no questions asked
NRN	no reply necessary (usually stated as "FYI, NRN"
NTIM	not that it matters
NTIMM	not that it matters much
NTL	nevertheless
NTTAWWT	not that there's anything wrong with that
OAO	over and out
OATUS	on a totally unrelated subject
OAUS	on an unrelated subject
OBTW	oh, by the way
OIC	oh, I see!
ONNA	oh no, not again!
ONNTA	oh no, not this again!
OOTB	out of the box (brand new)
OOTC	obligatory on-topic comment
OTC	over the counter
OTL	out to lunch
OTOH	on the other hand
OTOOH	on the other other hand
OTT	over the top
OTTH	on the third hand
OTTOMH	off the top of my head
OTTOMHAROOB	off the top of my head and rolling out of bounds
OTW	on the whole
OWTTE	or words to that effect
PITA	pain in the ass
plz	please
PLZ		Postleitzahl
PMETC	pardon me, etc.
PMFBI	pardon me for butting in
PMFJI	pardon me for jumping in
PMIGBOM	put mind in gear, before opening mouth!
PMYMHMMFSWGAD	pardon me, you must have mistaken me for some one who gives a damn
POV	point of view	Standpunkt
RAEBNC	read and enjoyed, but no comment.
RHIP	rank has its privileges
RIFA	retry, ignore, fail, abort?
RIP	rest in peace	Ruhe in Frieden
RLE	run length encoding
ROTBA	reality on the blink again
ROTFFNAR	roll(ing) on the floor for no apparent reason
ROTFL	roll(ing) on the floor laughing (also, ROF,L; ROFL)	ich koennt' mich kugeln vor Lachen
ROTFLAHMS	... and holding my sides
ROTFLBTC	... biting the carpet
ROTFLBTCUTS	...... unable to stop
ROTFLGO	... guts out
ROTFLMAO	... laughing my ass off
ROTFLOL	... out loud
ROTFLOLVH	... out loud very hard
ROTFTPOF	... trying to put out flames
ROTFLSTC	... scaring the cat
ROTFLTC	... licking the glue
RSN	real soon now (which may be a long time coming)
RTFAQ	read the FAQ
RTFI	read the fucking instructions
RTFM	read the fucking manual	Lies das verdammte Handbuch
RUOK	are You OK?
RYFM	read your "fine" manual
SBCN	sitting behind the computer naked
SCNR	sorry, couldn`t resist	Verzeihung, konnte mich nicht zurückhalten.
SHM	shit happens, mate.
SFX	self-extracting file
SGDH		sehr geehrte Damen und Herren (nicht gebräuchlich)
SICS	sitting in chair snickering
SIMCA	sitting in my chair amused (for something not quite as funny as to deserve ROTFL)
SITD	still in the dark
SMOP	small matter of programming
SNAFU	situation normal, all fucked up
SNR	signal to noise ratio
SO	significant other
SOI	stunk on ice
SOL	s__t out of luck
sp?	word/name/phrase probably contains a spelling error
SWAG	scientific wild a__ guess (see "WAG" below)
SYSOP	system operator
SYT	sweet young thing
TANJ	there ain't no justice
TANSTAAFL	there ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TBA	to be announced
TBD	to be determined
TBYB	try before you buy (a.k.a. the shareware concept)
TFTT	thanks for the thought	danke für den Tip/Idee/Gedanken
TARFU	things are really fouled up
TGAL	think globally, act locally
THX	thanks
TIA	thanks in advance
TIC	tongue in cheek
TINALO	this is not a legal opinion
TINAR	This is not a recommendation
TINWIS	that is not what I said
TLA	three-letter acronym (such as this)
TNOTVS	theres nothing on TV so,....
TNX	thanks
TPS(S)	this program sucks (severely)
TPTB	the powers that be
TRDMC	tears running down my cheeks
TSOHF	total sense of humor failure
TTBOMK	to the best of my knowledge
TTFN	ta ta for now
TTYL	talk to you later
TTYRS	talk to you real soon
TUFD	the user file died
TVM	thanks very much
TYCLO	turn your CAPS LOCK off. (Quit shouting.)
TYVM	thank you very much
UBD	user brain damage
UTC	under the counter
UTT	under the table
VETLA	very enhanced TLA
VR	virtual reality
WAB?	what another bill?
WAG	wild ass guess
WAMKSAM	why are my kids starring at me?
WDYMBT	what do you mean by that?
WGAS	who gives a shit?
WIBAMU	well, I'll be a monkey's uncle
WIBNI	would it be nice if
WMMOWS	wash my mouth out with soap!
WNOHGB	where no one has gone before
WRT	with regard to
WT	without thinking
WTF	what the fuck
WTFDYTYA	who the fuck do you think you are?
WTFWT	what the fuck was that?
WTH	what the hell
WTTM	without thinking too much
WWS	wife wants sex
WYLABOCTGWTR	would you like a bowl of cream to go with that remark?
WYLASOMWTC	would you like a saucer of milk with that comment?
WYSIWYG	what you see is what you get
WYTYSYDG	what you thought you saw, you didn't get.
YAOTM	yet another off-topic message
YHGASP	you have got a serious problem
YMMV	your mileage may vary
YSS	you suck severely
YWSYLS	you win some, you lose some
<bg>	big grin =	breites grinsen
<eg>	evil grin =	teuflisches grinsen
<gd&r>	grinning, ducking & running	grinse, ducke mich und renne...
<gd&rvvf>	grinning, ducking & running very very fast	grinse,ducke mich und renne sehr sehr schnell ...
<g>	grin	grins
<vbg>	very big grin	sehr breites Grinsen

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ACC	author compliance commitee (or chairman)
AHN	ASP hub network (BBSs set up to distribute ASP author programs)
AMC	author membership coordinator
APCUG	Association of PC User Groups
ASP	Association of Shareware Professionals
BBS	bulletin board system (Mailbox)
bps	bits per second (Bits pro Sekunde)
CIS	CompuServe Information Service
CMail	CompuServe mail (type "GO MAIL" at any ! prompt)
CO	realtime conference (type "CO" at any forum ! prompt)
CoB	chairman of the board
cps	characters per second (Zeichen pro Sekunde)
DDJ	Dr. Dobb's Journal
DFF	Dr. File Finder (aka Mike Callahan)
DJ	Hewlett-Packard DeskJet series of printers
DJ500	Hewlett-Packard DeskJet-500 series of printers
DoD	Department of Defense
DosApp	software application for DOS (see "WinApp" below)
ED	executive director
EMail	electronic mail (see "CMail" above)
EPlex	CompuServe EasyPlex (see "CMail" above)
GUI	graphic user interface
HB!	in memory of Howard Benner (author of the popular TAP-CIS program)
HP	Hewlett-Packard, Home Page
IAAA	I am an accountant
IAAL	I am a lawyer
IAAMBA	I am an MBA
IANAA	I am not an accountant
IANAL	I am not a lawyer
IANAMBA	I am not an MBA
JAWS	just another Windows shell (same as YADS, see below)
JCD	John C. Dvorak, a noted computer columnist
LIB	CompuServe forum LIBrary
LJII	Hewlett-Packard LaserJet II series of printers
MBA	a Masters degree in Business Administration
MC	MasterCard
msg	message
msgs	messages
MSRP	manufacturer's suggested retail price
NASP	non-ASP member
NSV	non-shareware version (e.g. the registered or retail version)
PCM	PCMagNet forum gateway -- no longer used by CIS (see "ZNT" below)
PCMag	PC Magazine
PCW	PC Week magazine (type "GO ZNT:PCWEEK" at any ! prompt)
PCWeak	humorous name for PC Week magazine
PCWhirl	humorous name for PC World magazine
PD	public domain
PK	Phil Katz of PKZIP fame (or Philippe Kahn of Borland fame)
rcvd	received
re:	in regards to (Reply, Antwort)
RFC	request for comment (Technische Regeln im Internet)
RfD	request for discussion (Aufforderung zur Diskussion)
RRoO	Robert's Rules of Order
RRS	registration reminder screen
s==r	shareware version equals (identical to) registered version
s<>r	shareware version doesn't equal up to the registered version
S5	message section "n" of a forum (section 5 in this example)
SASE	self addressed stamped envelope (usually a #10 long envelope)
SaA	Sergeant at Arms
SoA	same as "SaA" (see above)
SPA	Software Publishers Association (no relation to ASP)
SSS	Summer Shareware Seminar (held in Indianapolis, IN)
thread	a related set of messages (Kommentarbaum)
TOL	T-Online
TP	Borland's Turbo Pascal compiler for DOS
TPW	Borland's Turbo Pascal compiler for Windows
TUG	Turbo User Group
UI	user interface
UL	Underwriters Laboratories
UPS	uninterruptable power supply
VB	Microsoft's Visual BASIC compiler
VCC	vendor compliance committee (or chairman)
VMC	vendor membership committee (or chairman)
VP	vice president
WinApp	software application for Microsoft Windows 3.x (see "DosApp" above)
YADS	yet another DOS shell (a derogatory term describing software competing for users in a saturated marketplace. Includes DOS shells, sorteddirectory listers, spreadsheets, flat-file databases, SideKick clones, and so on.)
YANRAT	yet another NRA thread
ZC	ZConnect (Nachrichtenformat und Pollstandard im Z-NETZ)
ZNT	ZiffNet forum gateway (type "GO ZNT" at any ! prompt)

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